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The Game Is Released!

Lance A Lot: Enhanced Edition Launched! That's right folks! Go home, take your wallet, spend that hard earned cash on some pizza, some sort of fizzy drink that is probably not good enough for you but you drink it anyway

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addedLance A Lot: Enhanced Edition Launched!That's right folks! Go home, take your wallet, spend that hard earned cash on some pizza, some sort of fizzy drink that is probably not good enough for you but you drink it anyway because why not, you're totally worth it, and grab Lance A Lot: Enhanced Edition! The wait was long. Game Devs have fallen on the floor after programs crashed over and over again. Someone lost their chair. I think it's on the roof. Rockets were launched and arrests were made because you're not really supposed to launch government owned missiles without proper clearance. So what are you doing! Treat yourself! To some lancing against your friend! Scream at them! Teach them who's the best in a duel to the very end! It's a crazy game that makes no sense but gosh dangit those explosions sure are great! Oh, wait, what? It’s also on sale right now! That means you can add a bunch more stuff to your pizza and still get the game! But wait yet again! If you’ve already purchased Lance A Lot: Classic Edition, you will find the Enhanced Edition already within your steam library! Nice.

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addedThat's right folks! Go home, take your wallet, spend that hard earned cash on some pizza, some sort of fizzy drink that is probably not good enough for you but you drink it anyway because why not, you're totally worth it, and grab Lance A Lot: Enhanced Edition! The wait was long. Game Devs have fallen on the floor after programs crashed over and over again. Someone lost their chair. I think it's on the roof. Rockets were launched and arrests were made because you're not really supposed to launch government owned missiles without proper clearance. So what are you doing! Treat yourself! To some lancing against your friend! Scream at them! Teach them who's the best in a duel to the very end! It's a crazy game that makes no sense but gosh dangit those explosions sure are great! Oh, wait, what? It’s also on sale right now! That means you can add a bunch more stuff to your pizza and still get the game! But wait yet again! If you’ve already purchased Lance A Lot: Classic Edition, you will find the Enhanced Edition already within your steam library! Nice.

Lance A Lot: Enhanced Edition Launched!

That's right folks! Go home, take your wallet, spend that hard earned cash on some pizza, some sort of fizzy drink that is probably not good enough for you but you drink it anyway because why not, you're totally worth it, and grab Lance A Lot: Enhanced Edition! The wait was long. Game Devs have fallen on the floor after programs crashed over and over again. Someone lost their chair. I think it's on the roof. Rockets were launched and arrests were made because you're not really supposed to launch government owned missiles without proper clearance. So what are you doing! Treat yourself! To some lancing against your friend! Scream at them! Teach them who's the best in a duel to the very end! It's a crazy game that makes no sense but gosh dangit those explosions sure are great! Oh, wait, what? It’s also on sale right now! That means you can add a bunch more stuff to your pizza and still get the game! But wait yet again! If you’ve already purchased Lance A Lot: Classic Edition, you will find the Enhanced Edition already within your steam library! Nice.

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Steam News / 28 September 2017

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