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Knee Deep owes a lot of its inspiration to the inherent weirdness of the Sunshine State. Each week, we’re showcasing some of the unusual headlines from Florida:
That man’s not a robot, kids
http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Naked-Man-Drove-with-Wires-Attached-to-Private-Parts-Police-399798091.html?_osource=SocialFlowFB_MIBrand
Don’t call her chicken
http://www.wjhg.com/content/news/399091301.html
Can you hear me now?
http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/biting/ex-con-bites-off-boyfriends-ear-023978
Ballet burgler breaks into flea market
http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-tampa/video-tutu-wearing-man-breaks-into-tampa-farmers-market
Shoplifting inception
http://www.cbs5az.com/story/33498847/florida-man-shoplifted-to-get-money-to-bail-out-wife-charged-with-shoplifting
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