Knee Deep in Strange Florida No. 22

Knee Deep owes a lot of its inspiration to the inherent weirdness of the Sunshine State. Each week, we’re showcasing some of the unusual headlines from Florida:

That man’s not a robot, kids

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Naked-Man-Drove-with-Wires-Attached-to-Private-Parts-Police-399798091.html?_osource=SocialFlowFB_MIBrand

Don’t call her chicken

http://www.wjhg.com/content/news/399091301.html

Can you hear me now?

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/biting/ex-con-bites-off-boyfriends-ear-023978

Ballet burgler breaks into flea market

http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-tampa/video-tutu-wearing-man-breaks-into-tampa-farmers-market

Shoplifting inception

http://www.cbs5az.com/story/33498847/florida-man-shoplifted-to-get-money-to-bail-out-wife-charged-with-shoplifting