Knee Deep in Strange Florida No. 19

Knee Deep owes a lot of its inspiration to the inherent weirdness of the Sunshine State. Each week, we’re showcasing some of the unusual headlines from Florida:

Take Your Daughter to Robbery Day

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fort-lauderdale/fl-fort-lauderdale-dad-driver-bank-robbery-20161014-story.html

Hoovering gas from your trunk sucks

http://news4sanantonio.com/news/offbeat/woman-vacuuming-gasoline-sparks-explosion-at-florida-car-wash

Florida woman discovers deer aren’t Bambi

http://www.abc-7.com/story/33387469/woman-gored-by-deer-kept-as-pet-in-arcadia

Here’s what the guy thinks about your “mutiny”

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime--law/deputies-florida-man-fires-rifle-boat-about-alleged-mutiny/4l478WtivxSwCxEQnMIhFL/

Defendant with delusions of grandeur

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/florida-man-says-god-during-profanity-laced-rant-court/Vf9uU3eG6P8vSMjEpw9wqM/