Knee Deep in Strange Florida No. 17

Knee Deep owes a lot of its inspiration to the inherent weirdness of the Sunshine State. Each week, we’re showcasing some of the unusual headlines from Florida:

You want highs with that?

http://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2016/09/28/whats-mickey-ds-drive-thru/90900692/

He meant to take the blue pill

http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/police-man-accused-of-carjacking-says-he-thought-he-was-in-a-video-game/2295744

Nosey drone takes a dive

http://www.bostonleader.com/florida-man-used-drone-spy-sun-tanning-neighbor-charged-crashes-slicing-off-nose/

Florida woman's living the dream

http://www.wpbf.com/article/fla-woman-gets-to-punch-martin-shkreli-in-the-face/4186465

Taking a log to a machete fight

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/police-florida-man-tosses-lumber-clerk-machete/nsgcR/