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Knee Deep owes a lot of its inspiration to the inherent weirdness of the Sunshine State. Each week, we’re showcasing some of the unusual headlines from Florida:
Florida man dumps semen on woman at Panera
http://keyetv.com/news/offbeat/police-man-pours-semen-on-woman-at-panera-bread
Florida man molests manatee
http://www.springfieldnewssun.com/news/news/national/im-riding-it-fla-man-arrested-after-allegedly-touc/nscnX/
Florida girl tries to poison teacher with chalk
http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/news/article.html/content/news/articles/bn9/2016/9/21/pasco_deputies_teen_.html
Florida woman goes to court for Jesus
http://wsls.com/2016/09/21/florida-woman-claims-to-be-pulled-over-because-of-her-faith/
Florida teen stabs mom over liquor money
http://www.ocalapost.com/boy-stabbed-his-mother-because-he-was-not-allowed-to-drink/
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