An Announcement About Zeir！！ He’s not insane—he’s just more lucid than you.

🎭 Who is he?

• Zeir.

• Calls himself a “Life Consultant”!

• In reality? He’s a wandering merchant dealing in biological modifications.

• He doesn’t just sell parts—he sells a deep, personal doubt about your entire design.

His bag talks. His mask has layers. His dagger has a name.

But what you really need to worry about is when he says:“I can make you feel more... appropriate.”

(Not all items come with manuals. Some just start talking to you.)

🧠 Things he’s said (we didn’t dare delete):

• “This is the thirteenth mask—I think the first one was smiling.”

• “You don’t need repairs. You need to accept that your body’s been misassembled from the start.”

• “The bag’s talking. You don’t hear it? That’s fine. It likes you.”

• “Free evaluation? Of course. Just one question—are you... being dishonest with your own spine?”

🧪 Caution:

• All of Zeir’s products have undergone “special treatment.”(His words, not ours.)

• Extended conversation with Zeir may result in mild personality drift, unexpected laughter, or a deep, creeping suspicion that your limbs are arranged incorrectly.

• He’s not an enemy—but he definitely won’t join you for a walk.

  We recommend bringing a bit of sanity with you.

  (If you’ve got any left.)