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- Jesus Christ Simulator
Major Patch 17
UI Elements have been greatly updated, supersonic sound effects have been improved, and several bugs have been fixed. You can now electrocute Planes, and crush civilians with rocks by accident. Enjoy!! -Luke
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HACKING UPDATE
You can now physically hack into the Student Loan database using real-world hacking commands. A fun little minigame I coded this week. Enjoy! -Luke
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Flight Update
The flight has been overhauled, and feels MUCH nicer! Hope you enjoy!
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Huge 'FOOD BANK' Update!
Huge update! Another building you can enter, more good deeds you can perform as Jesus! You can now volunteer at the Food Bank and give food to hungry families, just like a real superhero would do. The level is based off…
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Bank Robbery Update
This is the alpha build of the Bank Robbery Update. Steal from the rich and give to the poor! Hope you enjoy!!!
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'Treasure Chest' update
You can now open demonic treasure chests in hell, and harvest Demon Hearts. I also fixed some bugs, including the floor height bug in Hell. When you are possessing a Demon, and he is electrocuted while being possessed,…
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