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PATCH 67
I have fixed some control issues. Iron Jesus's suit is now cooler, and his weapons affect civilians also.
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MOGGING UPDATE
Jesus can now mog demons.
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MAJOR UPDATE 2026.1
I have been unable to code updates for this game for the past year, as my old computer basically exploded. But I'm back! Thank you for the continued support! You guys are amazing... MAJOR UPDATES include: New powers mor…
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PATCH 10 - Optimization
A lot of people are unfortunately unable to play the game because of the hardware requirements. So I have removed over 700,000 additional polygons from the rendering process, and made all NPCs low-poly characters. I hav…
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Small Patch-boy 9
Better laser SFX Iron Jesus has a better field of view, and better camera angles.
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Small Update
I have eliminated around 4 million polygons from the rendering process, which should make the game run MUCH smoother.
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Large Update
The FOV has been fixed, due to popular request from the community. The camera is no longer extremely close to Jesus, and your Field of View is slightly wider (was 90 degrees, now it's 100 degrees). Due to the suggestion…
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Minor Patch
I have fixed some issues with mech Jesus, turned down the flight speed on Jesus to make him more controllable, and fixed some other various little bugs. Enjoy! -Luke
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MAJOR UPDATE - Mech Jesus
You can now play as 'Mech Jesus', a version of Jesus inspired by a certain billionaire made of metal. Mech Jesus uses advanced weaponry rather than Miracles, but his weapons have been gifted to Him by God Himself. Enjoy…
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Major update 5.6 | New City Events!
You can now summon the demon that is possessing a person, and destroy the demon! You can now freeze massive tornados, and smash them into icy pieces. You can help sick civilians, and fly them to the Free Hospital (or dr…
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Update 5.1.2 (Ice Powers )
You can now use your Heavenly Ice-Breath Powers on Civilians. Freeze them in hilarious ways, then shatter the ice and let them go free! Or leave them there forever. You can also freeze the ocean with your breath. Hope y…
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MAJOR UPDATE 5.1!!!!
You now have Ice powers, as well as customizable lasers! You can freeze Demons and ATMs, and blast them into pieces! And extinguish fires with ice. You can now SMITE people!!! Due to the suggestion from Twitch Streamer…
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Major Patch 17
UI Elements have been greatly updated, supersonic sound effects have been improved, and several bugs have been fixed. You can now electrocute Planes, and crush civilians with rocks by accident. Enjoy!! -Luke
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HACKING UPDATE
You can now physically hack into the Student Loan database using real-world hacking commands. A fun little minigame I coded this week. Enjoy! -Luke
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Flight Update
The flight has been overhauled, and feels MUCH nicer! Hope you enjoy!
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Huge 'FOOD BANK' Update!
Huge update! Another building you can enter, more good deeds you can perform as Jesus! You can now volunteer at the Food Bank and give food to hungry families, just like a real superhero would do. The level is based off…
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