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Steam News14 February 20242y ago

New Game: Valentide! II

Valentine is back in the 3rd dimension! You are Cordante Saint Valentine; an intergalactic agent of the Corde, a race of xenophobic bounty hunters and assassins sent to collect skulls to use in their 'Great Journey' exp

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changedYou are Cordante Saint Valentine; an intergalactic agent of the Corde, a race of xenophobic bounty hunters and assassins sent to collect skulls to use in their 'Great Journey' expedition. You have been sent from your home planet, Amourium, to planet Tera (aka Earth) - the only planet not yet registered in the Amourian index, yet the Great Prophecy demands skulls of "homosapien origin" and the so-called "humans" are the key. You have been deployed by the council to collect as many of these skulls as possible and bring them back to your home planet.

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changedYou are Cordante Saint Valentine; an intergalactic agent of the Corde, a race of xenophobic bounty hunters and assassins sent to collect skulls to use in their 'Great Journey' expedition. You have been sent from your home planet, Amourium, to planet Tera (aka Earth) - the only planet not yet registered in the Amourian index, yet the Great Prophecy demands skulls of "homosapien origin" and the so-called "humans" are the key. You have been deployed by the council to collect as many of these skulls as possible and bring them back to your home planet.

Valentine is back in the 3rd dimension!

You are Cordante Saint Valentine; an intergalactic agent of the Corde, a race of xenophobic bounty hunters and assassins sent to collect skulls to use in their 'Great Journey' expedition. You have been sent from your home planet, Amourium, to planet Tera (aka Earth) - the only planet not yet registered in the Amourian index, yet the Great Prophecy demands skulls of "homosapien origin" and the so-called "humans" are the key. You have been deployed by the council to collect as many of these skulls as possible and bring them back to your home planet.

Your mission is simple: kill as many humans as possible before the time runs out.

In a level, you only have 6 minutes to slaughter humanity on Valentine's Day, and in such short amount of time, the humans will do everything they can to eliminate you as well, from the local government, to state, federal, the army, and united nations all trying to hunting you down. Your allies from outer space may teleport powerups to help you complete your simple, yet gruesome mission.

Happy Valentine's Day folks! ​

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Steam News / 14 February 2024

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