Captain's Log: Day 1

I mean to be honest it feels great. It feels pretty great being a banana. I feel pretty well put together, 'cause I'm still sealed, you know?

I don't know how I'd feel if i was an opened banana, I'd feel a little exposed. But this is nice, y'know? This is sorta... no bruises.

I'm a nice, yellow banana. I'm actually a pretty attractive banana. I mean... really... I'm a pretty attractive banana. I feel like the best banana in the bunch. I feel like the best banana in the bunch! I mean, I'm the only banana in the bunch. BUT STILL! I feel pretty hoop-diddily fantastic about this right now.

I think I've always been a banana... somewhere... deep down inside. And in fact, I think we all are.... I think I've always been a banana, deep inside. Deep. Somewhere deep down inside me. I think we all are.

Score 1 for me, Score 1 for the banana.