Minor Update – Balance & Polish (feat. Elvis, Invincible & The Boys)

• Slightly rebalanced difficulty for a smoother experience

• Improved leaderboard display (cleaner & more readable)

• General performance optimizations and small fixes

• Removed Herobrine

• Elvis Presley's "Hound Dog" now plays 15% less often in the main menu (you ain't nothin' but a bug fix)

• Omniman no longer shouts "THINK, MARK, THINK!" during loading screens

• The Boys' Homelander laser eyes VFX nerfed

• Landman oil rig explosions now happen 40% slower

• Gooning cooldown increased by 2 seconds

• Peaky Blinders "by order of the Peaky fookin' Blinders" added as rare soundbite

• Dev finally passed C1 English on Duolingo

• Sneakers O'Toole added as hidden NPC

• bbno$ now legally required to say "come to Israel" every 5 minutes

• Arnold Schwarzenegger voice line added when you pick up onion rings: "I did nat order onion rings… I WANTED FRIES."

• If your IP is from Vietnam, the game greets you with "CHÀO MỪNG ĐẾN VỚI CỘNG ĐỒNG PHỞ KING" in bright yellow text

P.S. Festivals & discounts coming soon, plus some other shit - stay tuned. 👍