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Steam News13 February 20179y ago

Indie Game Sim v1.3.0

So, did you happen to read this sob story today? No? That's a shocker! Don't bother because it's a waste of your time. SUCH PATHETIC DRIBBLE!

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addedSo, did you happen to read this sob story today? No? That's a shocker! Don't bother because it's a waste of your time. SUCH PATHETIC DRIBBLE! Somehow, this ridiculous developer is back for more punishment, and has updated this garbage game INDIE GAME SIM -- sigh -- again. Not that anyone cares, but today there are new "static" spikes that can be placed anywhere, and a second "staggered interval rock" to fit with the other interval rock. Also BIG SURPRISE but nobody could figure out how to scroll the editor when first making a bigger game. Now the big obvious arrows should help you figure it out ... but you'll probably still be lost. I suppose tomorrow's the only day you might actually PLAY this game, as it's Valentine's Day and NOBODY LOVES YOU bahahaaa

Indie Game Sim changes

addedSo, did you happen to read this sob story today? No? That's a shocker! Don't bother because it's a waste of your time. SUCH PATHETIC DRIBBLE! Somehow, this ridiculous developer is back for more punishment, and has updated this garbage game INDIE GAME SIM -- sigh -- again. Not that anyone cares, but today there are new "static" spikes that can be placed anywhere, and a second "staggered interval rock" to fit with the other interval rock. Also BIG SURPRISE but nobody could figure out how to scroll the editor when first making a bigger game. Now the big obvious arrows should help you figure it out ... but you'll probably still be lost. I suppose tomorrow's the only day you might actually PLAY this game, as it's Valentine's Day and NOBODY LOVES YOU bahahaaa

So, did you happen to read this sob story today? No? That's a shocker! Don't bother because it's a waste of your time. SUCH PATHETIC DRIBBLE! Somehow, this ridiculous developer is back for more punishment, and has updated this garbage game INDIE GAME SIM -- sigh -- again. Not that anyone cares, but today there are new "static" spikes that can be placed anywhere, and a second "staggered interval rock" to fit with the other interval rock. Also BIG SURPRISE but nobody could figure out how to scroll the editor when first making a bigger game. Now the big obvious arrows should help you figure it out ... but you'll probably still be lost. I suppose tomorrow's the only day you might actually PLAY this game, as it's Valentine's Day and NOBODY LOVES YOU bahahaaa

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