Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is OUT NOW!

Oh, hello! Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator, our latest game where you buy low, sell high, and short an entire universe of babies in this arcade stock market sim set in the world of Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator is HERE! Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator

We asked Xalavier Nelson Jr., the head of Strange Scaffold, for a comment on this most auspicious day.

"This is one of the best games we've ever made, and I have no idea how to explain it to my newborn child. What am I gonna tell them? That it wasn't based on their life? That it was? Baby Trading Simulator isn't even out yet and it's already ruined my family."

We’re incredibly proud of this game and have been blown away by the response we have got so far. If you enjoy the game, leave a little review as this first week is HUGE for how much Steam will show the game to other people. And hey, tell a friend! Get them to tell their friend! Have their friend stream it and tag us in the videos! But most importantly… SHORT THAT BABY! See you out there, - Chris @ Strange Scaffold