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v1.1.2Patch [v1.1.2]
Added a new achievement and made That Heavy!? possible to achieve
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How Heavy Are My Nuts?
Also known as How Heavy Are My Nuts?, hhamn, how heavy are my nuts
Do your Steam friends think you're too normal? Do you need a status that'll spice up their life? Introducing "How Heavy Are My Nuts?" The Game. Have the time of your life explaining this one to your father when he inevitably walks in on you playing it.
Last update
21 May 2026
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4 updates
April 2024
- Minor patch [v1.1.1]Patched a bug allowing the Rewind achievement to be earned without clicking the Play Again button.
- The Achievement Update [v1.1]May your nuts be heavy and your days be full. Here's a list of changes this update has brought: Added: + 10 new achievements + 2 new hidden achievements + 1 easter egg + "Replay" and "Quit" buttons on the Win screen Rem…
- April Fools'!So, how heavy are your nuts? I've noticed many new sales today - How many of you are here because of a gift on this fine day? And to anyone who did gift this, I appreciate you. I wish everyone the heaviest of nuts and t…
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Community progression
Top picks from 13 Steam achievements, sorted by player unlock rates.
- Why?Launch the game for the first time.77.9%
- My Eyes!Toggle off the pixelization filter.75.1%
- Rock OnHidden62.1%
- That Heavy!?Guess the weight of any pair.28.8%
- RewindUse the 'Play Again' Button after successfully guessing the weight.25.4%
- #2E150DGuess the weight of the Black pair.21.4%