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Steam News20 March 20263mo ago

đŸ„© What kind of HAM worker are YOU?

Every team in HAM: The Game has the same types of players. The question is
 which one are you?

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Every team in HAM: The Game has the same types of players.

The question is
 which one are you?

THE MANAGER

  • Has a plan

  • Watches the clock

  • Definitely doesn’t panic

  • (They panic)

THE SPEEDRUNNER

  • Always moving

  • Always shouting

  • Drops things constantly

  • Blames lag

THE FIXER

  • Repairs everything

  • Saves the run

  • Quietly carries the team

  • Nobody thanks them

THE CHAOS GOBLIN

  • Plays basketball mid-shift

  • Throws things “for fun”

  • Causes at least 60% of problems

  • Claims it was “worth it”

  • Bazookas

THE LIABILITY

  • Slips constantly

  • Misses throws

  • Gets hit by everything

  • Somehow still sends the most packages

THE BACKSEAT MANAGER

  • Not the manager

  • Still giving orders

  • Loud

  • Confident

  • Usually wrong

Be honest.

We know exactly which one you are.

👇 Tell us in the comments

👉 Play HAM: The Game

👉 Bring home the bacon

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Steam News / 20 March 2026

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