🏆 Achievements Unlocked (and some you'll regret chasing)

We’ve been busy wiring up achievements in HAM: The Game, and they’re exactly what you’d expect from a factory that punishes confidence.

Some are simple.

Some are skill-based.

Some will absolutely end friendships.

Here’s a small preview of what you’ll be chasing 👇

BABY STEPS

Travel 5 meters

Everyone starts somewhere.

Some of you… won’t make it much further.

FROM DOWNTOWN

Score a basket in one of the Downtown map variants

Is this useful? No.

Is it necessary? Also no.

Are you still going to try it mid-shift? Absolutely.

NO FLAKY FRIENDS

Collect 15 snowflakes on Santa’s Grotto

Nothing says productivity like stopping work to chase snowflakes while the quota burns.

FEELIN' FROGGY

Collect 15 Zabo’s on any map

You could focus on deliveries…

Or you could become the Zabo Guy™.

JACK OF ALL TRADES

Use all 4 backpack items in a single day

Planning. Adaptation. Panic.

Usually in that order.

FASTEST HAMS IN THE WEST

Beat one of the Wild West map variants

Dust. Speed. Panic.

Probably yelling.

EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH

Grab 100 ingredients in a single day

Congratulations.

HR still won’t remember your name.

COMPANY RECORD

Reach $800 quota in a single day

This is where things start getting serious.

Mistakes become expensive.

HALL OF FAME

Reach $1000 quota in a single day

Perfection.

Coordination.

Pure factory madness.

CORPROATE WANTS YOU

Beat the Medium difficulty boss

You survived long enough to get noticed.

That’s… not necessarily a good thing.

This is just a small slice of what we’ve added, and yes, some achievements exist purely to tempt you into making bad decisions.

👉 Wishlist HAM: The Game

👉 Start planning which achievements you’ll pretend you didn’t care about missing

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