I challenge anyone to beat this game

This game was created during Ludwig's foddian game jam, it was designed to be extremely frustrating and practically unbeatable.

It's been two years and nobody has reached the top yet. It was really exciting when this game first released seeing all the attempted hours pile up, but after two years the game has faded into obscurity.

With spooky season coming up, I couldn't think of a scarier challenge than attempting to actually complete this game.

For a prize, I'd love to work with the first winner of the game on some easter egg. Also, their name will appear on the leaderboard of course.