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Do You Even Lift?
Update! Cards #fitness hashtag with 2 new personalities for now: DYEL and roidRage. More to come! #fitness spawns a pinned post when you first play a card that increases your bench: This lets you scale your power over t…
Patch notes1 changeGameplay - h8machine
Non Fungible Fruit
Took a break recently, so this is a fairly lazy update. Even the jokes are lazy! We go for the lowest hanging fruit of internet jokes, the infamous monke jpeg peddlers. New personalities ponzaSchemer exists because of a…
Event2 changesBalance - h8machine
Robo Girl Supremacy
This week's update: Cards Two new personalities found their way into the game - a 😍 robosexual and a 😡 robohater Robosexual, in tune with its flavor, replaces the need for a real egirl in your deck and thirsts for you…
Event3 changesGameplay - h8machine
Nice Opinion, Which Youtuber Did You Get It From?
Weekly content! New personalities "Transform a post" mechanic was introduced for an enemy in the last small update, and it's a fun one with a lot of potential depth. Now, YOU get to transform posts! 🤔 influencee - this…
Patch notes3 changesGameplayBalance - h8machine
Some Updates
This minor update contains some bugfixes, and new stuff targeted at both ends of the player skill spectrum: For newbs A hint system was introduced to help you figure out enemies. Many enemies in this game, especially ea…
Event3 changesGameplay - h8machine
Towards More Inclusive Expressions Of Hate
New content! Cards 3 new personalities found their way into the game slacktivist: supports the current thing and NEEDS you to know it. 😭 isn't super weak, but it's just not particularly exciting because the whole "need…
Event6 changesGameplayBalance - h8machine
New content 4U
It's the first post-release batch of new cards! And a little QoL in the package. Cards 3 new personalities made it into the game: baneposter - the exodia of memeing, if you assemble the whole Bane vs CIA conversation, y…
Patch notes3 changesGameplayBalance - h8machine
Early balance tweaks
Early tweaks are mostly buffs to 😭 and 🤔 to improve their basic playstyle. 😭 - buffed healing, some timeout effects replaced with damage over time. 🤔 - cards changed to benefit more from duration extending. Some not…
Announcement2 changesBalanceGameplay - h8machine
Early QoL improvements
First patch, some requested QoL improvements double click cards to play them without target right click cards to bin them for emoji network "map" can now be scrolled to plan ahead all 5 starter personalites are now acce…
Announcement2 changesFixServer - h8machine
h8machine is out!
This is it, the game is out for everyone to play! Release discount lasts for a week. Shitpost away with the currently available content, and I'll see what more I can whip up soon!
Announcement - h8machine
GAEM OUT SOON, BOYS
What can you expect on release? two playable modes - roguelike and constructed 40 personalities to mix and match when building your deck, 120+ player cards in total a rogueLITE progression system that you can just skip…
Event1 change - h8machine
BASED demo update
"Based on what?" Based on YOUR Next Fest feedback! Demo has been updated according to some common feedbacks I got during steam next fest. Key changes include: Complete battle UI Redesign! Posts will now autoposition in…
Announcement3 changesGameplayUI/audio
