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Gooner on the Orient Express
Also known as Gooner on the Orient Express, gooe, gooner on orient express
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Last update
21 May 2026
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- August 2025
- I got fired from my Job working on The Chase: World Tour but that's fine guys it's fine I swear it's all fine What does this mean?!?!?!? I have started development of GOON GAME 2!!!! It will be an automation-deckbuilder…Patch notes
- January 2025
- Idle TimeHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- November 2024
- Ultra-wide support (kinda)Game is now playable on 21:9 resolution monitors
- Minor Update-Bug fixes and stuff
- Goon Game Idle Update-Added the "Idle" Branch to the skill tree because I told Valve I was working on an update so that they'd put the game in a sale and then for some reason they obliged and I had to actually make the update. Adds a whole…
- September 2024
- SALE TIME SALE TIME SALE TIME SALE TIMEcHOO cHOO... Train time!!!!!! GET ONTHE TRIAN GERT ONTT THE TRAIN NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW O W pwease
- August 2024
- MORE TRAIN STATIONSMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...... so much more artwork so much pretty environment yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes. Edge Sheeran loves you. He loves you so much. You should play the game. Play it for him. He loves you and wants y…
- July 2024
- goon game
- June 2024
- Summer Salethe game is on sale. please buy it. it is on sale for the steam summer sale. buy the game. there is gooning in the game. buy the game and goon. buy the game while it is on sale. buy it. goon on the trAIN. goon train goo…
- -Game can be paused, saved and quit form the skill tree -Use customizable keybinds to goon and use items with much more ease: -Now possible to goon whilst the inventory is open -Added a backup save file to fall back on…Store
- May 2024
- Gooner on the Orient Express is officially released in all it's glory Play it or "Edge" here will hunt you for sport Steam post image A club isn't the best place to find a lover So the train is where I go Me and my frie…Patch notes
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Community progression
Top picks from 12 Steam achievements, sorted by player unlock rates.
- New GoonerComplete your first run22.7%
- UpgraderEnd a run with 20 upgrades active of both UP and G$15.8%
- Wasn't that a waste of timeHidden15.2%
- Goonstone CollectorComplete a run after earning all 5 goonstones13.5%
- Functional AlcoholicComplete a run with 500% intoxiation10.1%
- QuickshotComplete a run in under 5 minutes7.4%