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Goblin Rules Football

Also known as Goblin Rules Football, goblin rules football, goblin-rules-football

Goblin Rules Football (GRF) is an arcade sports game that is sort of like a dumb version of Rugby (AND NOW GOLF). You can play single player against the bots or multiplayer in either 1v1 or 3v3 matches. Power ups, punching, kicking, touching the ball on the ground, and more! That more is golf

Last update
14 Jun 2026
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Latest update

Announcement

Changes to CRT effect and more songs

Made some small changes to the CRT screen effect. It probably causes more issues. I thought it looked nice. The following songs should also now be added: The Obeisant Man Two Fingers Deep Office Drugs Cheap Beliefs For…

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Achievements

Community progression

Top picks from 26 Steam achievements, sorted by player unlock rates.

  • Stubbed toeOuch! Running into rocks, logs, and the other detritus littering the field is a bad idea. Avoid at all costs!67.9%
  • Howdy Howdy HowdyA friendly YEEHAW to you too, good sir or madam or whatever honorific you go by57.9%
  • Learning how to loseLearn the game of Goblin Rules Football by completing the tutorial50.1%
  • Touchdown!You rumbled, tumbled, and nearly fumbled your way to the endzone and TOUCHED THE BALL DOWN to score your first touchdown! Wow!48.3%
  • 1v1 me broYou took your game to the mean streets of 1v1 goblin rules football46.0%
  • The little l (not a capital I or one)You lost a singleplayer game to a poorly coded AI. Don't worry, you're future still looks bright!45.8%