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MUSCLES MONTHLY #5 - May

HEY YOKERS, Welcome to Muscles Monthly #5. A monthly update about what we're cooking for GET YOKED. New Venue choices are now in the Playtest.

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HEY YOKERS, Welcome to Muscles Monthly #5. A monthly update about what we're cooking for GET YOKED. New Venue choices are now in the Playtest. Theres also community localisation, and a sneak peek at whats coming in June. Keep reading for more details on each of these. If you would like to join the Steam Playtest please sign up through the Barking Dogs Discord!

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  • UI and audio
  • Events
  • Balance
  • Store
addedHEY YOKERS, Welcome to Muscles Monthly #5. A monthly update about what we're cooking for GET YOKED. New Venue choices are now in the Playtest. Theres also community localisation, and a sneak peek at whats coming in June. Keep reading for more details on each of these. If you would like to join the Steam Playtest please sign up through the Barking Dogs Discord !
addedNote: As I add more things they will be English first, so the localization will be a bit behind especially freshly after updates.
addedNEW VENUE CHOICESI found the choice to double a specific muscle from season 2 onwards pretty boring, especially if you've removed certain muscle groups from your deck. This makes competitions more fun by having specific rules to play with or against. Steam post image None of these have Icons yet so it just shows the letter, but we will add icons soon.
changedSeason 2 (Muscle Beach) choice poolBlood Thirsty Crowd: Each time you Injure yourself, earn $3.
changedSeason 2 (Muscle Beach) choice poolIsolation Circuit: Same-muscle combo: +50% Gains per same-muscle Workout. Switching resets.
changedSeason 2 (Muscle Beach) choice poolHeavy Lifter: Cards that cost 2 or more Stamina cost 1 less.

GET YOKED: Extreme Bodybuilding changes

addedHEY YOKERS, Welcome to Muscles Monthly #5. A monthly update about what we're cooking for GET YOKED. New Venue choices are now in the Playtest. Theres also community localisation, and a sneak peek at whats coming in June. Keep reading for more details on each of these. If you would like to join the Steam Playtest please sign up through the Barking Dogs Discord !
addedNote: As I add more things they will be English first, so the localization will be a bit behind especially freshly after updates.
addedI found the choice to double a specific muscle from season 2 onwards pretty boring, especially if you've removed certain muscle groups from your deck. This makes competitions more fun by having specific rules to play with or against. Steam post image None of these have Icons yet so it just shows the letter, but we will add icons soon.
changedBlood Thirsty Crowd: Each time you Injure yourself, earn $3.
changedIsolation Circuit: Same-muscle combo: +50% Gains per same-muscle Workout. Switching resets.

Note: As I add more things they will be English first, so the localization will be a bit behind especially freshly after updates.

NEW VENUE CHOICES

I found the choice to double a specific muscle from season 2 onwards pretty boring, especially if you've removed certain muscle groups from your deck. This makes competitions more fun by having specific rules to play with or against. Steam post image None of these have Icons yet so it just shows the letter, but we will add icons soon.

Season 2 (Muscle Beach) choice pool

  • Blood Thirsty Crowd: Each time you Injure yourself, earn $3.

  • Isolation Circuit: Same-muscle combo: +50% Gains per same-muscle Workout. Switching resets.

  • Heavy Lifter: Cards that cost 2 or more Stamina cost 1 less.

  • Lightweight: When you play a 0 cost Workout, draw a card.

  • Perfect Form: Injury-free combo: +20% Gains per Workout. Injury resets.

  • Planned Gains: Every third card, if it's a Workout, double the Gains.

  • Variety combo: +25% Gains per Workout. Repeating a muscle resets.

Season 3 (Temple of Gainz) choice pool

  • Brainrot: Draw 1 fewer card per day.

  • Bulking: Gain 10 Fat at the start of each day.

  • Echoes of Injury: Each Injury shuffles 2 Clean Up cards into your Draw Pile.

  • Fan Demands: If you don't workout a randomly chosen muscle today, Injure it.

  • Future Pain: At the start of the competition, add 10 Clean Up cards to your discard pile.

  • Heavy Hands: After drawing your hand, you can't draw more cards than that.

  • Memory LossThe first card you play each day is removed for the rest of the competition.

  • Painful Injury: Injuries heal in 3 days instead of 2.

Community localisation

I added a Discord channel for Yoked localisation. If you can help translate into Portuguese, Japanese, Russian, Spanish, French, or German, your help would be very appreciated! If you're not already on the Discord, please join here.

Swolemate single on YouTube

Swolemate - the boss in Season 1 - dropped his single on YouTube. Go give that masterpiece a listen!

COMING IN JUNE

New juicer subclass: EVE

Save profiles

Multiple profiles for different saves.

Progression

Unlock cards, poses, bodybuilders, supplements, and cosmetics as you play.

Beast Mode

A progressive difficulty mode that challenges you to overcome increasingly difficult challenges.

Thanks for reading, more next month! Stay YUGE. - Greg

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