Time flies faster than dicks!

It’s already been more than 3 years since our last update?! What can we say? Life got in the way of pushing more regular updates out of the door, so we worked on this when we had some time to spare.

Well, we haven’t completely forgotten about our dicks. We’re back with a new update, and this one is quite big (that’s what she said).

The major things we have added are:

Bots Computer controlled dicks for everyone! In response to requests from some of you who wanted to train before challenging your friends, we've introduced AI bots for you to spar against. They’re not the smartest but they’ll try to defeat you nonetheless and they can be replaced with a human player at any time during the game.

Controller support You can get rid of your mouse and keyboard, everything from navigating the menus to sending other dicks flying can be done with a controller now.

Unlocked items screen Have I unlocked the Badass helmet? Now you can check! Look for the items inventory button in the top right corner of the main menu.

Networking improvements We’ve tested, tweaked and retested until the remote client’s feel was as good as the host.

Many many smaller things 3 years is a long time and we’ve changed a lot of things from some UI elements to tweaks to how hard each ability hits. We aimed to enhance the game's polish and completeness while also increasing its pace to ensure you have even more fun with it.

We hope you like this new release and look forward to hearing your feedback.

We have also decided that this would mark our exit from early access. We don’t want to give people false hopes that this game is going to expand much more than what it is now. If there is a surge in interest following this release, we might work on it some more but otherwise we will focus on creating another stupid project!