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Big Update: New In-game Powers & Skins Shop Available
List of changes: Added consumables with unique effects Added a skin shop to customize your game, as well as other things Added new translations Various improvements and bug fixes
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Floppy Dick
Also known as Floppy Dick, fd, floppy dick
You like milk? You like tits? Then you’ll love milky tits. Floppy Dick is a parody arcade game with an absurd and provocative theme. Survive rising speed, test your reflexes, choose your difficulty, and see how long you can last. You want it hard… right?
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29 May 2026
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- First deathDie for the first time100.0%
- First flapFlap for the first time100.0%
- Flap 100Flap 100 times74.3%
- EASY: Score 10Obtain a score of 10 in easy mode58.1%
- HARDCORE: Score 10Obtain a score of 10 in hardcore mode40.3%
- Flap 500Flap 500 times30.8%