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Dear Eye Life future employees,

We have been tricked! Sabotaged from within! Employee [REDACTED], formerly a member of the Flat Eye systems and maintenance division, was foolish enough to use our MemoryService Module without proper supervision. This has resulted in crucial time being lost for the finalized development of Flat Eye. With the ContinuityUnwinder still in development, we can not rely on time travel to solve the issue.

This means that our grand opening on October 17th has been postponed by a little over 4 weeks as we catch up on the polish and finetuning [REDACTED] forgot. We could not allow the Flat Eye system accidentally causing harm to our customers (employees come secondary).

We expect you to gain access to your station on November 14th. We will keep the Flat Eye demo simulation up and running until the doors fly open, as small compensation. Please stay tuned, and we appreciate your patience.

- Eye Life Upper Management