Join Us in Steam Next Fest — Demo Available Now

Alright, quick reality check.

Yes, there’s a demo. Yes, you can play it right now as part of Steam Next Fest.

No, this is not that @#$% serious.

This is a video game.

A #$@% satirical one.

Made to be ridiculous on purpose.

This game is very stupid, as the dev I will be first to admit it. I designed it to be stupid funny and nothing more, not thought provoking, not feel good-mush.

There are plenty of woke, safe, feel-good, games (Some of which I enjoy I am deeply ashamed to admit) on Steam, but for those of you who are not easily offended, give it a try! Consider this an alternative.

If at any point you feel genuinely angry, deeply offended, or compelled to write a long post explaining what the game “really represents,” please close the demo, take a deep breath, drink some water, and consider going outside for a minute. We promise the game will still be here when you get back.

The demo lets you:

• Make bad decisions very quickly

• Experience consequences that escalate faster than they should

• Laugh, groan, or immediately regret clicking something

• Kill time while waiting for a better game to come along

What it does not do:

• Accurately simulate reality

• Offer moral guidance

• Validate anyone’s worldview

• Offer any apologies of any kind ever.

If you take this game seriously, we encourage a moment of self-reflection followed by doing something less serious — like making even worse decisions in the demo.

Play it the way it was intended: casually, ironically, and with absolutely no emotional investment.

The demo DOES NOT reflect the complete project and much more is in the works. (

If you enjoy it: 👉 Wishlist the game 👉 Leave feedback 👉 Tell a friend who desperately needs to calm down

If you dislike it:

Move on, there are plenty of other games you can play, like a lot.

AND...

Thanks for checking it out. (Seriously, we do appreciate you)

It’s a game. Chill.

— The Dev 😌