Coffee Crisis reaches European territoy with Zerouno Games
Coffee Crisis This brawler’s bastard son is already here in non-North American territory. USA, to be clearer. It also comes under the seal of Zerouno Games to the platforms of Steam, Xbox one and, soon, to PS4.
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removedCoffee Crisis This brawler’s bastard son is already here in non-North American territory. USA, to be clearer. It also comes under the seal of Zerouno Games to the platforms of Steam, Xbox one and, soon, to PS4. Does history matter? Face hordes of invading aliens and make them go back home with fewer teeth avoiding them, (this "mis-landed”) to steal from us the most appreciated things of our current existence: Wi-Fi, Metal music and COFFEE. Is there somebody on Earth who wouldn’t love to smash a greedy alien face while listening to Heavy Metal? The Smurglian race has come to Earth and they’re not leaving until they steal our four most prized commodities: metal music, the best coffee, cat videos, and all the WiFi. Challenge them through unique and innovative levels inspired by real-life areas in Pittsburgh, PA. Join Black Forge Coffeehouse baristas Nick and Ashley, two galaxy gladiators called to arms to stop this madness and remove the Smurglian threat from Earth. Description Coffee Crisis is an arcade-style beat 'em up full of caffeinated carnage! Coffee Crisis is a 16-bit game fullcaffeinated butchers with and extra of bad milk (mood). • Single player and local co-op campaign • 7 caffeinated power-ups to keep your alien-bashing blasting on all cylinders • 8 challenging bosses • Visit real Pittsburgh locations and areas! • Charge-up attacks, suplex throws, and high-test weapons! • 12 professional metal tracks Crush alien overlords with metal-fueled, caffeine aided combos to save Earth’s most precious resources - free wifi, heavy metal, and coffee! Feel their extra-terrestrial flesh rip to shreds as you crank the alien cries to 11!
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removedCoffee Crisis This brawler’s bastard son is already here in non-North American territory. USA, to be clearer. It also comes under the seal of Zerouno Games to the platforms of Steam, Xbox one and, soon, to PS4. Does history matter? Face hordes of invading aliens and make them go back home with fewer teeth avoiding them, (this "mis-landed”) to steal from us the most appreciated things of our current existence: Wi-Fi, Metal music and COFFEE. Is there somebody on Earth who wouldn’t love to smash a greedy alien face while listening to Heavy Metal? The Smurglian race has come to Earth and they’re not leaving until they steal our four most prized commodities: metal music, the best coffee, cat videos, and all the WiFi. Challenge them through unique and innovative levels inspired by real-life areas in Pittsburgh, PA. Join Black Forge Coffeehouse baristas Nick and Ashley, two galaxy gladiators called to arms to stop this madness and remove the Smurglian threat from Earth. Description Coffee Crisis is an arcade-style beat 'em up full of caffeinated carnage! Coffee Crisis is a 16-bit game fullcaffeinated butchers with and extra of bad milk (mood). • Single player and local co-op campaign • 7 caffeinated power-ups to keep your alien-bashing blasting on all cylinders • 8 challenging bosses • Visit real Pittsburgh locations and areas! • Charge-up attacks, suplex throws, and high-test weapons! • 12 professional metal tracks Crush alien overlords with metal-fueled, caffeine aided combos to save Earth’s most precious resources - free wifi, heavy metal, and coffee! Feel their extra-terrestrial flesh rip to shreds as you crank the alien cries to 11!
Coffee Crisis This brawler’s bastard son is already here in non-North American territory. USA, to be clearer. It also comes under the seal of Zerouno Games to the platforms of Steam, Xbox one and, soon, to PS4. Does history matter? Face hordes of invading aliens and make them go back home with fewer teeth avoiding them, (this "mis-landed”) to steal from us the most appreciated things of our current existence: Wi-Fi, Metal music and COFFEE. Is there somebody on Earth who wouldn’t love to smash a greedy alien face while listening to Heavy Metal? The Smurglian race has come to Earth and they’re not leaving until they steal our four most prized commodities: metal music, the best coffee, cat videos, and all the WiFi. Challenge them through unique and innovative levels inspired by real-life areas in Pittsburgh, PA. Join Black Forge Coffeehouse baristas Nick and Ashley, two galaxy gladiators called to arms to stop this madness and remove the Smurglian threat from Earth. Description Coffee Crisis is an arcade-style beat 'em up full of caffeinated carnage! Coffee Crisis is a 16-bit game fullcaffeinated butchers with and extra of bad milk (mood). • Single player and local co-op campaign • 7 caffeinated power-ups to keep your alien-bashing blasting on all cylinders • 8 challenging bosses • Visit real Pittsburgh locations and areas! • Charge-up attacks, suplex throws, and high-test weapons! • 12 professional metal tracks Crush alien overlords with metal-fueled, caffeine aided combos to save Earth’s most precious resources - free wifi, heavy metal, and coffee! Feel their extra-terrestrial flesh rip to shreds as you crank the alien cries to 11!
