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Full EggK47 update
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What changed
- Gameplay
Since EggK47™ is the most advanced game in the universe and winner of the prestigious "Best Game Ever To Be Coded,Ever" Award by Dan's Basement Computer Game Review Quarterly Magazine we want all players to have the option to run EggK47™ in multiple screen resolutions. You asked, You demanded and we listened...so you can now find these updated options below in the games main menu. Alt+Enter [FULLSCREEN DEMON CHICKEN MODE] 1920 x 1080 [YOUR BADA$$ DESKTOP] 1280 x 720 [YOUR DADS CRAPPY LAPTOP] 640 x 480 [YOUR GRANDMAS DISCONTINUED DELL COMPUTER] You can now run the game on even the slowest potatos and Desktop PCs from 2009 and above. If EggK47™ doesn't run on your PC consider a job selling door to door starter vape kits or mail order 1970's Sea Monkeys and earn some money to buy a new computer. So stop crying in the game review Steam section and "Be The Hero....Be The Chicken" in EggK47™ LORAG GAMES [Terms and conditions may apply. If you have been affected by this announcement in anyway please call 1 800-CHICKEN ADDICTION HOTLINE during our office hours or if your computer suddenly busts into flames while playing EggK47™ please call your local emergency services. EggK47™ and Lorag Games cannot be held accountable for your videogame consumption/addiction and are not responsible for things you should be doing that you shoulda did done yesterday...ya dig?.]
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