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Steam News4 March 20264mo ago

New "Thick" Update is in Development

Greetings, Operators. We wanted to share a glimpse of an upcoming update. The Substructure’s monitoring systems have intercepted a live being in the Air Exchange.

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Greetings, Operators.

We wanted to share a glimpse of an upcoming update.

The Substructure’s monitoring systems have intercepted a live being in the Air Exchange.

The entity displays distinct feminine features and was not classified as “contaminated” - which means you may want to establish contact.

The update may arrive sooner than expected.

Just... not yet. Not yet.

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Steam News / 4 March 2026

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