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Steam News20 December 20256mo ago

10 Reasons to write a review. RIGHT NOW. #6 could LITERALLY save your life!!!

You loved the game. (You've been too busy thinking about how good the game is to write it down) You hated the game.

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  1. You loved the game. (You've been too busy thinking about how good the game is to write it down)

  2. You hated the game. (You've been too busy figuring out how to tell me this in person (You should write a review instead))

  3. You have no idea what you just experienced. (The answer will come to you in a dream).

  4. You aren't sure if the game has a GOOD ending or if you're just supposed to go insane thinking there could be one.

  5. You have finally realized what is wrong with your hands.

  6. You think your "friend", or a streamer you like, might secretly be EVIL, and you've realized this game was designed to help you recognize this.

  7. You have suddenly realized who you are and what's wrong with your shadow.

  8. You have experienced a mental breakdown while playing the game (this is totally normal).

  9. You have experienced VALUE.

  10. You want other people to also experience the same life-affirming pain (don't you?).

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Steam News / 20 December 2025

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