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Emojis in the Dark

Hey, everyone. I don’t have much time. I snuck into Valve and managed to grab the complete patch notes for 7.34, and I’m posting them for everyone to read.

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Hey, everyone. I don’t have much time. I snuck into Valve and managed to grab the complete patch notes for 7.34, and I’m posting them for everyone to read. But I think something went wrong with my copy-paste, because it’s all in emoticons. Anyway, so long as you can read emoji, you should be okay.

- E.W.

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🔄👨‍✈️🎮

🔄 🔵=🥇👍, 🔴=🥈👍 🕰️: 2️⃣-3️⃣-2️⃣ 🚫, 2️⃣-2️⃣-1️⃣ ☑️ 🔵 🔴 🔵🚫🔴🚫🔵 🚫🔴🚫 🔵☑️🔴☑️🔴 ☑️🔵☑️ 🔵🚫🔴🚫🔵🚫 🔴🚫🔵🚫🔴🚫 🔴☑️🔵☑️ 🔵☑️🔴☑️ 🔵🚫🔴🚫🔵 🚫🔴🚫 🔵☑️🔴☑️ 🆕: 3️⃣-2️⃣-2️⃣ 🚫(🥇👍), 4️⃣-1️⃣-2️⃣ 🚫(🥈👍), 1️⃣-3️⃣-1️⃣ ☑️(🔄) 🔵 🔴 🔵🚫🔴🚫🔴🚫🔵 🚫🔴🚫🔴🚫🔵🚫 🔵☑️🔴☑️ 🔵🚫🔵🚫🔴🚫 🔴☑️🔵☑️🔵☑️ 🔴☑️🔴☑️🔵☑️ 🔵🚫🔴🚫🔴🚫🔵 🚫 🔵☑️🔴☑️ ⏱️🚫 1️⃣🚫 ⬇️ 3️⃣0️⃣s ➡ 2️⃣0️⃣s

🔄🔮💥

🔄🖥️ ➡️ 🤖-🔮 ➡️ 💡🔄🔮🎯 🔄🔮💥 ↔️ 🤖-🔮 (⚙️ ➡️ ⛏️+🔑 or 🖱️➡️) ➡️ 🔄🔮🚦 🔄🔮💥 ➡️ 🆔🖼️🔄 ⏏️+🔑 ➡️ 🔛🔮🚫🔄 ⬇️🔮💥 ➡️ 🔄🔮🚦 🌑🏃⚡ (💎🎨) 🔥😈🍽️ 👴🌍🔊👣 (💎🎨) 🦊🌰🏹 🕴️💥 🌙🐈🔝 (💎🎨) 🐒🤴🔛🔨 (💎🎨) 💦🔄 (💎🔮) ⚡🔗 (💎🎨) 🗡️🌩️🔨 (💎🔮) 🔺🕵️‍♀️💥

➕📊: 🐢💪. 🔻🐌🦸‍♂️🔢% 🛡️💪 🚫🔻🐌. 1️⃣/2️⃣🎮🐌 ➡️ 🛡️💪🔻⏳&🐌, 🚫🔛🔻⏳🐌.

🔍 ➡️ 2️⃣🔋 💀🐉 🚫➡️🔍🌍👁️ 🌳👁️ (🌞 & 🌙) ➡️🔄📍

🔄🔺👁️ 🚚🏰✌️ ➡️ 🌳➡️🔺 💥🕳️💪 ➡️ 🆙 4️⃣❤️/s ➡️ 7️⃣❤️/s

=== 🎒 === 🩸💣: 💰🔻 6️⃣5️⃣ ➡️ 5️⃣0️⃣ 🩸💣: 🎒🔝🔻 3️⃣ ➡️ 2️⃣ 🩸💣: 🆕📦🔻 3️⃣ ➡️ 2️⃣ 🩸💣: ⏳🔺 1️⃣2️⃣0️⃣s ➡️ 1️⃣8️⃣0️⃣s

🔄💎: ➡️ ⚔️+2️⃣0️⃣, 🔮⚡+6️⃣, ❤️⚡+1️⃣2️⃣

🌫️🎭: ⏳⬆️ 3️⃣5️⃣s ➡️ 4️⃣5️⃣s

🌫️🎭: 🔮➡️🎭, 👥🔍<3️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ ➡️🎭. 🌫️x1️⃣👥 (🚫🔄🎭❌)

🌿: 🍴🌳🔮🚫➡️❤️🆙

🔮👁️: 🔮👁️ ➡️ ❤️+2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ & 🔮+1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣

💪🎭: 😈💪 ➡️ 🐢💪+3️⃣5️⃣%

⚔️🔥: ⚔️⬆️ +6️⃣0️⃣ ➡️ +6️⃣5️⃣ ⚔️🔥: 🔪⬆️ ➡️ 🚫🦸‍♂️ 1️⃣5️⃣/6️⃣ ➡️ 1️⃣0️⃣/5️⃣

💎🔪: 📃💰🔻 5️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ ➡️ 4️⃣5️⃣0️⃣. 💰🔻 1️⃣9️⃣5️⃣0️⃣ ➡️ 1️⃣9️⃣0️⃣0️⃣

🎯⚔️: 💰🔻 5️⃣1️⃣5️⃣0️⃣ ➡️ 5️⃣1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣

🥈🔪: 📃💰⬆️ 5️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ ➡️ 5️⃣5️⃣0️⃣. 💰➡️🔄

💀⚔️: 🕊️💥⬆️ 2️⃣0️⃣ ➡️ 3️⃣0️⃣

🔥🔪: ❌🌲🔒 ➡️ 🐌

💧🛡️: 🤐🔄 🔍3️⃣5️⃣0️⃣ 🔛🎯 💧🛡️: 🤐❌🌲🔒 ➡️ 🐌

🖐️🏆: 💱 ➡️ 2️⃣🔋. 🆕➡️ 1️⃣🔋. 🔋⏳: 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣s.

🐋🔪: 🎣⬆️ ➡️ 🔮💰5️⃣0️⃣

🌈⚔️: 🛑❌🔫 🛡️💫 ⬅️🔛

👑👹: 💪 ➡️ 🌲🔮🆙+1️⃣

✝️🔒: 🔄➡️ ❤️💯🔋⚡

🔗🔮: 🔄🚫🎩 ➡️ 🔄✨, ❌🔫✨🔂

⚡🔨: ⛓️⚡ ➡️ 💥1️⃣5️⃣0️⃣% 🎭

⚡🛡️: ⛓️⚡ ➡️ 💥1️⃣5️⃣0️⃣% 🎭

🐒👑🔨: 📃💰🔻 6️⃣7️⃣5️⃣ ➡️ 6️⃣0️⃣0️⃣. 💰🔻 4️⃣9️⃣7️⃣5️⃣ ➡️ 4️⃣9️⃣0️⃣0️⃣

🚫⛓️: ❌💥 🚫🛑 🛡️💫

🌊👁️: 🌊💥🔻 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣+1️⃣5️⃣0️⃣%💪 ➡️ 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣+5️⃣0️⃣%💪 🌊👁️: 🌊💥 ➡️ 💥1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣%💪 🕒💫

☀️: 🔥 ➡️ 💥1️⃣5️⃣0️⃣% 🎭

👻📿: 👻🌍 ❌⚡🔂 👻📿: 👻🌍 ➡️ 💥-2️⃣0️⃣%🔮💫, ⏱️3️⃣s (🔙💥) 👻📿: 👻🌍 ❌0️⃣💥 🛡️💫, 🔮💫🔄.

🏒🚫🦶: 📃🔄 ➡️ 🧙‍♂️🪄(1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣), ❤️🔋(1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣), 📃(2️⃣5️⃣0️⃣). 💰🔻 2️⃣7️⃣5️⃣0️⃣ ➡️ 2️⃣2️⃣5️⃣0️⃣ 🏒🚫🦶: ❌💪+🏃 🏒🚫🦶: 🧠🔻 ➡️ +1️⃣5️⃣ 🏒🚫🦶: ➡️ ❤️+3️⃣0️⃣0️⃣

⛓️📖: 💰🔻 6️⃣1️⃣5️⃣0️⃣ ➡️ 5️⃣6️⃣5️⃣0️⃣ ⛓️📖: ❌💪🏃 ⛓️📖: ➡️ ❤️+3️⃣5️⃣0️⃣ ⛓️📖: ⛓️⚡ ➡️ 💥1️⃣5️⃣0️⃣% 🎭

❄️🛡️: ❄️💥 ➡️ 💥1️⃣5️⃣0️⃣% 🎭

💀🔨: 💥🔺 +2️⃣5️⃣ ➡️ +3️⃣0️⃣

🔪🌌: 💥🔺 +3️⃣0️⃣ ➡️ +3️⃣5️⃣

💍👻: 📝🔻 4️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ ➡️ 3️⃣5️⃣0️⃣. 💰🔻 8️⃣5️⃣5️⃣ ➡️ 8️⃣0️⃣5️⃣ 💍👻: 🔺⚡1️⃣5️⃣0️⃣ ➡️ 1️⃣7️⃣0️⃣

🍶🔥: 📝🔄 ➡️ 🌑🍶 (8️⃣8️⃣0️⃣) + 👑 (4️⃣5️⃣0️⃣) + 👑 (4️⃣5️⃣0️⃣) + 📝 (1️⃣2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣). 💰 2️⃣9️⃣8️⃣0️⃣ (❌🔄) 🍶🔥: ❌❤️ 🍶🔥: 🔺✨ +2️⃣ ➡️ +1️⃣2️⃣

🌌📖: 🔮💥 ➡️ 💥2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ 🔒.

—----- 😐🎒 —------ 💍🔮: ⚡🔄 🔺 4️⃣5️⃣s ➡️ 6️⃣0️⃣s

🥊🤺: 💥🔺 +1️⃣0️⃣ ➡️ +1️⃣2️⃣

🌫️📎: 🏃‍♂️💨 🔻 +2️⃣0️⃣ ➡️ +1️⃣5️⃣ 🌫️📎: ⚡ 🔺 +1️⃣2️⃣5️⃣ ➡️ +1️⃣5️⃣0️⃣

🎯🏹: 🐕💨 🔺 1️⃣2️⃣/6️⃣% ➡️ 1️⃣6️⃣/8️⃣% (🤺/🏹)

📿✨: 🛡🔮 🔻 +1️⃣0️⃣% ➡️ +5️⃣%

🐖🎋: 🌈🆙 🔻 +6️⃣ ➡️ +5️⃣

🌱☮️: ❤️💧🔺 +3️⃣ ➡️ +4️⃣

🐉🔗: 🔥✨❌ 🎭

💍🌊: 🌊⚡ 🔻 +1️⃣.2️⃣5️⃣ ➡️ +1️⃣

🧮✨: 🌈🆙 🔺 +5️⃣ ➡️ +7️⃣

💪📿: 💪🛡🔮 🔻 +1️⃣0️⃣% ➡️ +8️⃣%

🕊️👘: ⚡ 🔻 +3️⃣5️⃣0️⃣ ➡️ +3️⃣0️⃣0️⃣

🏹✨: 💥✨ 🔺 2️⃣2️⃣5️⃣ ➡️ 2️⃣5️⃣0️⃣

🤡🏺: 🤡💧⚡ 🔻 7️⃣5️⃣ ➡️ 2️⃣5️⃣

⚔️🌌: 🚫🔄🆙 🔻 +1️⃣2️⃣% ➡️ +1️⃣0️⃣%

🪓✊: ➕🐢💧 +2️⃣0️⃣%

🧢🙏: 🛡⚡ ➕🐢💧 4️⃣0️⃣%

🔨🌀: 🌀 🔁 💨➡️ 🎣🔙 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ ⏱️0️⃣.2️⃣s ↔️ 💨🔙 2️⃣5️⃣0️⃣ ⏱️0️⃣.3️⃣s

🍽️🙏: ➕❤️💧 +5️⃣ 🍽️🙏: 🎩💥 ➡️🔮💥

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Steam News / 8 August 2023

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