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Don't Die! Douche!

Also known as Don't Die! Douche!, ddd, dont die douche

Charge your way through 5 fever-dream induced worlds, dodging a plethora of bizarre dangers on your way. And remember: Don't Die! Douche!

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18 May 2026
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Christmas 2020 Update!

As its the holiday period I thought that I would lower the game price and add in some Christmas themed levels. All of the Christmas levels are playable from the start. All reported bugs have also been fixed. Merry Chris…

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Top picks from 14 Steam achievements, sorted by player unlock rates.

  • Wow! You Can Jump!Complete First level.94.1%
  • Feeling Saw?Be A Douche And Land On A Saw72.0%
  • Lawyers At The Ready.Chapter 254.4%
  • Seriously?I Have No Words.47.0%
  • More Beans Mr Taggart?Chapter 322.0%
  • No More Meat.Go Vegan.20.5%