OUT NOW! The Ultimate Death-Commute Is Live (-15% OFF)

🚨 IT’S TIME TO COMMUTE… OR DIE TRYING! 🚨

Ever felt like the universe was actively conspiring to make you late for work?

Today, your worst morning nightmare becomes your favorite physics-based playground.

DEAD BEFORE WORK: THE COMMUTE is officially AVAILABLE NOW on Steam!

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👔 PHASE 1: SURVIVE THE CHAOS (The Victim)

Meet Archie. He’s late. Very late.

Your mission is simple: guide this poor salaryman through a Rube Goldberg machine of urban doom and reach the 20-minute office meeting room alive.

• 💥 Ragdoll Physics: Watch Archie collide, bounce, and fly across absurd hazard courses.

• 🛑 Brutal Obstacles: Falling appliances, runaway sawblades, flying trash cans, and surprise shutters.

• ⏰ The Ultimate Goal: 20 minutes on the clock. Will Archie make it, or will Monday win?

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🪚 PHASE 2: EXPOSE YOUR INNER MASTERMIND (The Revenge)

Why just suffer when you can become the architect of doom?

Once you’ve taken enough beatings, it’s time to turn the tables on Archie!

• 🛒 Trap Shop: Earn in-game cash to unlock hilarious, deadly, and unpredictable traps.

• 🛠️ Easy Level Editor: Snap traps into place in seconds to craft the ultimate gauntlet.

• 🌐 Steam Workshop: Publish your custom nightmare roads and torment commuters around the world!

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🎁 EXCLUSIVE LAUNCH BONUSES

✨ 15% Introductory Discount

Celebrate our launch with a 15% discount for a limited time!

✨ Early Bird Bonus: The Golden Manhole Trap 🟡

Buy the game within the first 13 days to claim the exclusive Golden Manhole Trap!

• How to Claim: Check your in-game mailbox after launching the game.

• (Note: Purely cosmetic—because if you’re going to fall, do it in style.)

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The office doors are open, and the traps are set.

Grab your suit, face the mayhem, and leave us a review to tell us how Archie met his fate!

🎮 BUY NOW AND START YOUR COMMUTE!