Seriously people, how can I improve Coffee Run?

Hello to all those who downloaded and played Coffee Run. I am truly grateful for the amount of attention it has received, being my very first game and all. I am fully aware that an overwhelmingly high percentage of these positive reviews are ironic. I get it. Coffee Run is the butt of jokes of Steam gaming. Over the past two years, I have enjoyed reading hilarious comments that yes, I understand, sarcastically, praise the game for "changing the face of gaming", "preventing people from hanging themselves because the game taught them the meaning of life", and even exciting them in ways that are rather inappropriate. I laughed my butt off watching the "Let's Play" videos on YouTube. If I took a swig of coffee every time I heard someone say, "What the **** is this game", I'd probably be in the ER. I am also completely aware that some people are complaining about this game even EXISTING on Steam because it is an example of "how games are becoming oversaturated" on here. If you feel that way, that's perfectly fine. But you know what would REALLY help Steam lose the oversaturation? Instead of sending me messages that merely say, "Your game sucks." and "It's not fun", how about you tell me WHY the game sucks and WHY it isn't fun? Do you guys really think I am one-hundred percent satisfied with how the game turned out? No! I always see room for improvement in everything that I do! And you know, I REALLY WANT to make the game fun for you guys! So, if you hate the game and have the audacity to insult me for putting such a game out on the market, do me and Steam a favor: give me some actual constructive feedback that tells me what needs to change or what needs to be fixed in the game. Otherwise, the game will always suck. Plain and simple. I'm willing to consider ANY serious suggestions people have to make Coffee Run a fun game, and will get back to them as soon as I can.