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Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store

Also known as Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store, cgtfais, clarence goes to f and ing store

An absurdist comedy choose-your-own-adventure game featuring a massive cast of bizarre characters, notebook-doodle visuals, and 7 crazy endings! As you embark on your quest to go to the store, the denizens of this zany town will seek your help with their insane problems.

Last update
22 May 2026
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Patch Notes 9/6/2021

Hey guys, Thanks to everyone who supported the launch of "Clarence Goes to the F*#%ING Store!" I have a few minor issues to address with today's patch: Fixed various typos Replaced some music throughout the game Expande…

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Top picks from 8 Steam achievements, sorted by player unlock rates.

  • Milk MooseMake it to the store and claim your reward... if you can.64.2%
  • Ne'Ko ReturnsBring the plastic cat to the end of the game.59.1%
  • The Original MilkTrade items with everyone you meet.55.9%
  • Father of the YearTake Hannah's firstborn to the end of the game.53.6%
  • To Live On, but BetterAfter getting the gun, shoot everyone you meet.41.2%
  • Saint ClarenceAfter rejecting Maurice's gift, help everyone you meet.35.7%