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Steam News3 August 202615d ago

The Final(?) Bash Results Blog Update!

This weekend we held a BIGMOON BASH where all Beasties were allowed! It was also the first Bash on the new balance patch.

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addedThis weekend we held a BIGMOON BASH where all Beasties were allowed! It was also the first Bash on the new balance patch. Let's take a look at the current shape of the Beastieball meta, starting with this weekend's top-scoring coaches!
changed📊 Beastie Usage Stats!As has become tradition, we've collected a ton of data on Beastie usage during this event and we're happy to share that data with you for further investigation!
changedThe Final Results Update...?...Because going forward, we plan to deliver Bash event results and stats via in-game browsers! Leaderboards and Beastie analytics are both now featured in the experimental builds, alongside some balance patch experiments leading up to our next Milestone update coming on August 19. Please take a look! This means less manual labor for me and less latency from Bash endings to results being available going forward, so we hope players appreciate this as much as we do!

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addedThis weekend we held a BIGMOON BASH where all Beasties were allowed! It was also the first Bash on the new balance patch. Let's take a look at the current shape of the Beastieball meta, starting with this weekend's top-scoring coaches!
changedAs has become tradition, we've collected a ton of data on Beastie usage during this event and we're happy to share that data with you for further investigation!
changed...Because going forward, we plan to deliver Bash event results and stats via in-game browsers! Leaderboards and Beastie analytics are both now featured in the experimental builds, alongside some balance patch experiments leading up to our next Milestone update coming on August 19. Please take a look! This means less manual labor for me and less latency from Bash endings to results being available going forward, so we hope players appreciate this as much as we do!

This weekend we held a BIGMOON BASH where all Beasties were allowed! It was also the first Bash on the new balance patch. Let's take a look at the current shape of the Beastieball meta, starting with this weekend's top-scoring coaches!

👑 Top-Scoring Players

  1. Cavalo (The Valiant Storms) | Bash Score: 3010

  2. Dino (The Country Lads) | Bash Score: 3004

  3. Charge (The Crimson Jokers) | Bash Score: 2948

  4. Bolimar (The Crimson Angels) | Bash Score: 2844

  5. Arc Tech (The Arcane Machines) | Bash Score: 2840

  6. Igor (The Rutile Artists) | Bash Score: 2806

  7. 天瞳 (永恒流浪者) | Bash Score: 2794

  8. Mabel (The Clashing Roses) | Bash Score: 2778

  9. GFZA (The Fun Pizzas) | Bash Score: 2769

  10. Ultra-Nero (The Newborn Novas) | Bash Score: 2750

  11. Termax (The Violet Cats) | Bash Score: 2736

  12. Jack (The Mega Beasts) | Bash Score: 2726

  13. Score (The Jamming Ballers) | Bash Score: 2723

  14. UrBestie (The Seaside Stars) | Bash Score: 2700

  15. Mari (The Sharp Girls) | Bash Score: 2593

  16. WebBowser (The Questing Beasts) | Bash Score: 2591

  17. P3Rcarus (The Relentless Storms) | Bash Score: 2589

  18. Pyryn (The Devious Hunters) | Bash Score: 2521

  19. Astra (The Tiny Girls) | Bash Score: 2517

  20. Pix (The Raremorph Drums) | Bash Score: 2509

  21. Autumnsun (The Rookie Suns) | Bash Score: 2464

Congratulations to these top scorers!!

📊 Beastie Usage Stats!

As has become tradition, we've collected a ton of data on Beastie usage during this event and we're happy to share that data with you for further investigation!

> Check out the STATS here!

The Final Results Update...?

It's true...

...Because going forward, we plan to deliver Bash event results and stats via in-game browsers! Leaderboards and Beastie analytics are both now featured in the experimental builds, alongside some balance patch experiments leading up to our next Milestone update coming on August 19. Please take a look! This means less manual labor for me and less latency from Bash endings to results being available going forward, so we hope players appreciate this as much as we do!

Thanks for playing in Bigmoon Bashes; here's to many more!

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Steam News / 3 August 2026

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