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Steam News11 June 202623d ago

New Release Deadline!

Allô. My people. I will tell you my secret, and the game's secret The cheese game, this game, was actually planned to be released on... 4th June 2026, aka 7 days ago!

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changedAnd the fact that in the whole February 2026, I saw my own game fewer than I saw Battlefield 6 screen in single week.
changedThe performance improved gradually and greatly for 3 weeks straight now, and I'm sure that it will last.
changed4th June 2027I figured out that, to have the chance to release the first dedicated cheese game in the world sounds cool enough to dedicate my life to.

Artisan Acre changes

changedAnd the fact that in the whole February 2026, I saw my own game fewer than I saw Battlefield 6 screen in single week.
changedThe performance improved gradually and greatly for 3 weeks straight now, and I'm sure that it will last.
changedI figured out that, to have the chance to release the first dedicated cheese game in the world sounds cool enough to dedicate my life to.

Allô. My people. I will tell you my secret, and the game's secret

The cheese game, this game, was actually planned to be released on...

4th June 2026, aka 7 days ago!

But I already see the sign that it won't be finished in time. And it actually wasn't.

There are several signs, actually.

I experienced a true 6-month-long burnout.

I decide to restructure the entire code of the game, at the very wrong time of being in 6-month-long burnout.

And the fact that in the whole February 2026, I saw my own game fewer than I saw Battlefield 6 screen in single week.

But during the time, I have acquired good friends, good advice, good tools, good entertainments, and good food (The most important!).

So here I am!

The performance improved gradually and greatly for 3 weeks straight now, and I'm sure that it will last.

And if it won't last, at least I know who I could ask help from now.

So, I shall take the opportunity of the formerly intended release date,

to make this silly video, to tell you that...

THE GAME IS STILL HERE and I AM BACK.

YAY!

I am now back on track. I am now drafting the grand plan.

And I am very keen on collaborating with my marketing team. (consisting with the total of 2 people, with their age combined still less than Artisan Acre's settings)

All these, for the game to be enough to be able to be released on...

4th June 2027

TBH, I have to announce these things to pressure myself, haha.

I figured out that, to have the chance to release the first dedicated cheese game in the world sounds cool enough to dedicate my life to.

So, yeah. 4th June! Please help me. My friends.

I have to ask supernatural beings for help now, because being cool and having money to buy cheese outweigh getting cursed.

I will try to update on the platforms more than the last period. I feel like those accounts look really lonely right now.

Thank you for reading my go-go ga-ga kind of text.

The grand plan announcement will be following in the near future. Brace for it!

Au revoir!

Thep,

A cheesy developer

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Steam News / 11 June 2026

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