Scheduled Maintenance ~ Thursday, April 23rd @ 2PM EDT

WHAT IS HAPPENING—

Eiona finally joined the girls for our usual chibi promo announcement, reminding everyone to keep the next maintenance notice on their radar. Something’s off though. It’s almost as if an evil AI is taking over!

(Beautiful art courtesy of our artist. Blame Gemini’s generation for the glitches… totally the bot’s fault. Nothing cryptic, just silly bots to blame. 👀)

Now that you suspect that this next update packs a loving punch… on to our usual maintenance notice facts!

What To Expect

Scheduled maintenance will begin on Thursday, April 23rd at 2:00 PM (EDT) and is expected to last several hours.

As with all our scheduled maintenance, playing during this period may disrupt gameplay as AI NPCs repeat their "Don't say that!" lines.

In case you're not familiar with server errors, the NPCs' dialogue will be limited to their iconic server error lines:

🔪 Catgirl:"Don't say that, that makes me embarrassed!"

🔮 Witchy:"Oh dear! Don't say such things, my mischievous little pudding!"

⚡ Hologram:"Please don't say that, as it is against the station's regulations."

🌊 Siren: “Watch your tongue, you puny human!"

Once maintenance wraps up, you’ll find more than the usual chaos awaiting you. We’ll leave it at that! 💖🔪

If you encounter any new issues after the update, please email support@alterstaff.io with more info or report them in the discussions.

Speculate away in the Community Discussions, and talk yourself out of the next adventures safely, senpais!

Yandere Glomps,

~AlterStaff 💖🔪