WE'RE DOING A PYRAMID SCHEME

What's popping real ones. Financial Dave here. Noticed that all the other money movers have been getting into these tradeable digital assets lately. I was thinking we could funge the shit out of some dank 420 tokens until steam sent us their simple rules to follow: N o F ucking T oking

This would be a devastating blow if our dev team knew how to read.

I'm guessing they want us to cool it on the references. so we'll try not to mention anymore from here on out, to avoid jeopardizing future paychecks.

Here's the sauce

Play more of the world's greatest game to earn trading cards, craft them into a badge, and get given goodies like emoticons and profile backgrounds. all for free. in fact, you can sell them on the steam market, and gaben will pay YOU.

They really look like this. They barely even tried to stop us. As long as we don't mention we are totally legally in the clear.

We have some more updates in the works for you little freaks but for now I hope u enjoy trading your rare dat other bois for your holographic humongous chunguses or whatever it is you young people do

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