HERE COMES THE MONEYYYY

We’re back at it again after we had some business to take care of in New York. We’ve got a couple little fixes and changes today, nothing too strenuous. Before we get into it - Steam trading cards, emotes, and profile backgrounds are coming very soon! Unbelievably, some truly cursed imagery has been approved for you to collect.

• Now you’ll be able to restart a level to reset the timer rather than needing to exit and reenter the level

• Ok we get it, y’all wanna keep playing the laundry game. We added a lever so you can retry to your hearts content. The next game in the series will be 420 Blaze It 7 Laundromat Ops

• Some folks seem to be under the impression that there’s a bug affecting the Discover All Consumables achievement. Pleased to announce that you’re wrong and you just haven’t found them all

• Not enough of you know how to block bullets with melee weapons and it shows. We added a tooltip to hopefully help some of you get gud

• Improvements to performance that aren’t really worth listing out mostly because they don’t make sense to me and only code Dave understands them but he wants to reassure you that he is indeed doing work

• There was a bug that was blocking progress in Morning Commute. That has now been addressed. There were no witnesses.

• Corrected an issue where rocket enemies were sometimes firing twice. You only get one shot, one opportunity

• Had an issue where the mouse wheel was only swapping weapons on scrolling down, that’s now corrected

• Everyone who plays this game is high or blind - we have put so much yellow paint in some of these levels jesus h christ but we love you anyway (we added more yellow paint)

• Small level changes have been made because the level designer won’t let go of his creation and nobody has the balls to do the hand to hand combat required to make him log off

Some other things we’re currently plotting are CHEATS and then a content update that will bring a couple new modes. We aren’t telling you when they’re coming bc then you’ll keep asking about it, you’ll get it when its ready. You aren’t the boss of us.

It was great seeing everyone at our fan meetup on december 4th 4am-8am as well, looking forward to the next one.

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