Last Man Sitting
Steam News 9 March 20262mo ago

Last Man Sitting IS LAUNCHING 31st March!

HOLD ONTO YOUR CHAIRS EMPLOYEES - it’s really happening! Get ready to hack, slash & grind your way through waves of sentient office appliances in both PvE Swarm OR challenge your colleagues in our quick-fire PvP Arena M…

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changedGet ready to hack, slash & grind your way through waves of sentient office appliances in both PvE Swarm OR challenge your colleagues in our quick-fire PvP Arena Mode on March 31st - that’s the end of this month!
changedhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/774291/Last_Man_Sitting/
changedFrom rosy cheeked, grovelling interns to grizzled veterans clinging onto their cups of BEAN-Z, Last Man Sitting should provide you with that work life balance you’ve been waiting for, and by that I mean it’ll keep you up for just one more round when you really, really (probably) shouldn’t.
changedSIT HAPPENS . With 12 available options, you might struggle to find your favourite Office Chair or Weapon - from the slicing and dicing Katana to shredding Minigun, customise your loadout to suit your playstyle before each session and climb your way to the top.
changedDECEPTIVELY DEEP . Get your thinking cap on and choose your Power Ups wisely. With each draft, you get to stack progressively more powerful options and combos, from the annoying Hackerman pop-ups to the destructive Slam Dunk ability.

HOLD ONTO YOUR CHAIRS EMPLOYEES - it’s really happening!

Get ready to hack, slash & grind your way through waves of sentient office appliances in both PvE Swarm OR challenge your colleagues in our quick-fire PvP Arena Mode on March 31st - that’s the end of this month!

We officially announced the release of our upcoming bullethell action shooter during THE MIX + Kinda Funny Spring Game Showcase and couldn’t be more excited to share it all with you by the time you get your next paycheck. Speaking of which - the game will be available for $9.99 - €9.99 - £8.50 - with a launch discount of 10%! Wishlist the game RIGHT NOW if you haven’t already so you’ll be notified as soon as we’ve launched.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/774291/Last_Man_Sitting/

From rosy cheeked, grovelling interns to grizzled veterans clinging onto their cups of BEAN-Z, Last Man Sitting should provide you with that work life balance you’ve been waiting for, and by that I mean it’ll keep you up for just one more round when you really, really (probably) shouldn’t.

KEY FEATURES

What can you expect on your first day in the office?

  • FAST-PACED ACTION. Have you got skills to pay the bills? (Or at least get you to your next paycheck?) Put them to the test in singleplayer or multiplayer co-op in this quick and chaotic, aim-based bullet hell shooter where survival depends on besting a murderous office environment.

  • SIT HAPPENS. With 12 available options, you might struggle to find your favourite Office Chair or Weapon - from the slicing and dicing Katana to shredding Minigun, customise your loadout to suit your playstyle before each session and climb your way to the top.

  • DECEPTIVELY DEEP. Get your thinking cap on and choose your Power Ups wisely. With each draft, you get to stack progressively more powerful options and combos, from the annoying Hackerman pop-ups to the destructive Slam Dunk ability.

  • OFFICE ANARCHY. Unleash ‌corporate chaos in two distinct game modes. Fight side by side with up to 4 colleagues against a wave of sentient office appliances in the PvE co-op mode, or battle it out “royale-style” in a PvP arena mode where losers get more powerful each round!

Oh and just in case you’ve been living under a rock, we’d like to remind you our demo is currently live so you can check it all out RIGHT NOW ahead of launch. The demo will be staying up until launch before saying goodbye, so get those practice rounds in before it's too late!

Thank you again to all of our dedicated employees (that’s you!) for all your incredible feedback, chat and enthusiasm for Last Man Sitting. It’s been a long journey and we’re so truly thrilled that it’s nearly time to share what we’ve built with you.

Yours chairingly, Team Last Man Sitting.

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Steam News / 9 March 2026

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