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$1.59 Filly Cheese Steak
- Temporarily removed test track at Surebreed Steeples - More error checking with the new renderer to fix the black screen bug maybe - Transparency (seeing thru things) fixed in various places - Glitchy lines in the wor…
1.5 "Hard Boiled"
- Fixed race music sometimes not playing - You can name your horses with a keyboard on Steam Deck again - Some mysterious condition was not allowing one person to parlay bets - Biohacker was crashing if the vat containe…
1.4 Macaroni Mambo
I have ported Horsey Game to Mac! This necessitated upgrading to SDL3, so the Windows version is maybe a little better with regards to graphics glitches that some people have been reporting, but also maybe not.
1.3002 Excalibur
Fixed the unlawful stealing of horses Horses will eat items dropped in the world more realistically Horses that become deceased in the world may drop their equipment Some more sounds Horses will accidentally escape the…
1.3001 Lickety Split
Removed the press E to nuke your safe file feature. Fixed horse names sometimes appearing blank. Trophies no longer show the attachment cursor. If you shoot a horse you can get your stuff back.
Update 1.3 "Flipso Facto"
Due to popular demand, infinite silver shovel is back. But there's a two second cooldown to make you think about it. Otherwise, dig away! Go ahead and fill your world with junk and potholes. That's your business. You ca…
1.26 "Seize The Hay"
An old abandoned racetrack has been discovered! Bring your horses here to race them against each other. Look to the south-east of the Crispr lab. This feature has been tested for several minutes. Fixed a new way to gene…
Update 1.25 - Stampede Pancakes
Bipeds fall over less. Putting a wheeled horse in the powerplant was not working correctly. Two achievements that weren't working are. Many gene tweaks to reduce glitch-outs. Big carnivores will smash fences instead of…
v1.2 codename: Minty Fresh
You can cut and paste genomes to your real life clipboard with the Crispr lab computer. Fixed the release & recapture cheat. How did I not forsee this! Fixed many anomolies from odd gene combinations. You can't go to th…
v1.1112 Odin's Hammer
I have fixed the last remaining crash bug. There are no more crashes. It feels pretty good knowing Horsey Game is 100% crash free!
v1.1111 codename: Sexy Molasses
You can no longer accidentally drop the thing in the thing Crispr device has been made more reliable at gene copying Shopkeepers can be dragged back to their post to resume their jobs I suggest you free your glitchy hor…
Update Version 1.108 Codename: Distant Bagpipes
Compass hidden while situated in certain situations Crash if no qualified geneticist to operate Crispr machine Fixed an indescribable saved game crash due to helixes having a quantum number of arms Legs with prismatic j…
v1.107 codename: Iridium Gaskins
Fixed a crash when renaming a horse while not connected to Steam Fixed a crash when a horse eats vial that was dropped outside in a pasture A compass will appear to guide you home if you get 1280 pixels away from it Rec…
Update v1.1 codename: Nostril-Damus
Removed duplicate horse name Nostril-Damus Added confirmation to game reset Mabel's eyebrow obsession is more fleshed out Add high-res volt meter graphics to powerplant Unusual horses do a better job of locating the flo…
