The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion® Game of the Year Edition (2009): Oblivion's persuasion wheel has spawned another wacky gamejam, cue sentient cheese struggling to three-point turn gracefully past dancing French rats

"Mon dieu...LOOK AT ZE SIZE OF ZAT PARMIGIANO!" shout the rats as they shuffle in graceful yet unquestionably hip fashion. They're right. The giant cheese wheel I'm trying to roll past them to the safety of a fellow nam…