RATSHAKER™: Time Is Running Out For The RATSHAKER™ Plushie

HEY RATSHAKERS, THE RAT-POCALYPSE DRAWS NEAR. LESS THAN 2 WEEKS REMAIN UNTIL THE RATSHAKER PLUSHIE RETURNS TO THE VOID FROM WHENCE IT CAME. BUY ONE. BUY ONE HUNDRED. OBEY THE SQUEEZE. NO AMOUNT OF SHAKING WILL BRING IT…