Chair F*cking Simulator: ChairF*cker Releases on July 7th

Alright bergère buckaroos! Steam review stuff is getting sorted out, and we have a locked in release date ▬▬ ｡ﾟ・*.☆ﾟ JULY 7TH ☆ﾟ.*・｡ﾟ ▬▬▬ Please refrain from destroying the universe until then. Or do your best at least.…